mollysweasleys:

ambiants:

ambiants:

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird

or ernest hemingway

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deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

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me at the end of the semester

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chamorrobro:

Nicki’s like “Yuuuup, that one.”

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heyfunniest:

Will Smith, everybody.

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girlhuman1991:

if you’re not ok, we’ll get to the bottom of it and then we’ll have a kiss 

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jaclcfrost:

if i call you friend

• we are friend

if you call me friend

• we are friend

if you want to be my friend

• we are friend

friend

• we are friend

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ghosthug:

swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent

(via gloriousmeowmix)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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nikibee1:

Will Smith is totally the parent that loves to embarrass his children. I love it. 

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pizza:

sirenwithcoldfinns:

How to get pizza

now THIS is how you summon me

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